My new criteria for projects is this: Can I make this and not have a psychotic episode? Most of the time, the answer is "Nope!" so that's when I remind myself that sometimes you just have to throw cash at the problem. That is the whole reason those places like BounceU were invented. I show up and some stoned-looking seventeen-year old in a polo shirt escorts my children from room to room while I eat pizza and slice the personalized (store-bought) cake? Do you take American Express?